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Sabz Monokini: Haute Couture or Horribly Hideous?

815 swimwear sabz swimwearThe facts: this is a navy blue striped monokini from Sabz Swimwear. It has a ring accent at the center, the top ties at both the neck and the back, pads are included in the top, and there is moderate coverage from the bottoms.

The good: navy blue is a very hot color this season, perfect if you do not want to go with a standard black and white combo, so as not to be too sedate, but you do not want to be too ostentatious either.  As well, monokinis are extremely popular this swimswear season.

The bad: oy … so much, at least in my personal estimation.  This suit looks like it is supposed to be some kind of optical illusion.  On the bright side, it is the perfect suit to wear if you are looking to hypnotize all those obnoxious guys on the beach who do nothing but stare at your breasts.  I am not a huge fan of the stripes here, especially as a “complement,” if you can call them that, to the floral bottoms.  It is just a bit too busy to be anything but ooogly to me.

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